The Pissed Off Japanese Minnow Farmer
½ oz. gin
½ oz. rum
½ oz. vodka
½ oz. midori
(Midori is melon liquor)
½ oz. chambord
(Chambord is raspberry liquor)
½ oz. amaretto
equal parts of:
pineapple juice
cranberry juice
sour mix
mix in pint glass filled with ice

Blue Megoon
1 oz. Southern Comfort
1 oz. Absolute
1 oz. Tangueray
1 oz. Captain Morgans
½ oz. Blue Curacoa or triple Sec
sour mix
sprite (splash)
submitted by Megan

Ralphies Ceasar
2 oz. Vodka
Fill glass ¾ Full Clamato Juice
3 squirts Worcestershire Sauce
1 squirt Tabasco (2-3 hot)
1 squirt lemon juice
½ lemon slice
½ dill pickle (strugs)
1 tablespoon pickle juice
1 stick of celery
3 ice cubes
salt & pepper
submitted by Ralph Getty

Absolute Stress
¾ oz. Absolute Vodka
¾ oz. Peach Schnapps
¾ oz. Malibu Rum
equal parts of:
Cranberry
Pineapple
mix in pint glass filled with ice

Alaskan Oil Slick
1 oz. Blue Curacoa
1 oz. Jaegermeister
1 oz. Rupplemintz
(shot) -floated

Alligator
½ oz. Triple-sec
½ oz. Midori
½ oz. Jaegermeister
Pineapple Juice
(rocks)

 Brain Hemmorage
1 ¼ oz. Peach Schnapps
¾ oz. Baily's Irish Cream
a few drops of grenadine
(shot) -layered

Cocaine Lady
1 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Kaluah
1 oz. Irish Cream
1 oz. Amaretto
Coke
mix in pint glass filled with ice

Electric Lemonade
¾ oz. Vodka
¾ oz. Rum
¾ oz. Tequila
¾ oz. Triple-sec
¾ oz. Gin
Sour Mix, Splash of 7up
mix in pint glass filled with ice

Green Alligator
1/3 oz. Midori
1/3 oz. Malibu rum
1/3 oz. Bacardi 151
float jagermeister on top
(shot)

Hat Trick
½ oz. dark rum
½ oz. light rum
½ oz. Sweet vermouth
strain
(cocktail)

Havana Cocktail
1 oz. Light rum
1 oz. Pineapple juice
1 TSP lemon juice
strain
(cocktail)

Hula Hoop
1½ oz. Gin
1 oz. OJ
½ oz. Pineapple juice
chill & strain
(cocktail)
Jamaica Fizz
2½ oz. Dark rum
1½ oz. Pineapple Juice
1 TSP fine sugar
4 oz. Club soda
mix everything except the soda
and pour into a pint glass filled with ice,
top with soda

Liquid Cocaine (the original)
1 oz. Southern Comfort
1 oz. Jack Daniels
1 oz. Jim Beam
1 oz. Crown Royal
splash Amaretto
splash grenadine
Coke
mix in pint glass filled with ice

Liquid Cocaine (new)
½ oz. Jaegerrmeister
½ oz. Rupplemintz
½ oz. Bacardi 151
ice
(rocks)

Liquid Cocaine 8 Ball
1 oz. Southern Comfort
1 oz. Rum
1 oz. Amaretto
Pineapple Juice
dash of grenadine
mix in pint glass filled with ice

Multiple Screaming Orgasm
¾ oz. Amaretto
¾ oz. Frangelico
¾ oz. Kaluah
¾ oz. Vodka
Milk
mix in pint glass filled with ice

Pineapple Upside Down Cake
½ oz. Baily's Irish Cream
½ oz. Vodka
½ oz. Butterscotch Schnapps
Splash of Pineapple juice
(rocks)

P.T.O.
1½ oz. Dark rum
½ oz. Vodka
½ oz. Cointreau or Triple-sec
2 oz. OJ
orange slice
(highball)

Purple Alligator
1¼ oz. Rum
¾ Blue Curacoa
Cranberry Juice
(cocktail)

Purple People Eater
¾ oz. Gin
¾ oz. Rum
¾ oz. Vodka
¾ oz. Tequila
¾ oz. Blue Curacoa
Cranberry Juice & 7up
mix in pint glass filled with ice

Purple School Bus
½ oz. Melon liquor
½ oz. Southern Comfort
½ oz. Raspberry liquor
½ oz. Vodka
Cranberry Juice
strain
(rocks)

Red Death
1 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Southern Comfort
½ oz. Sloe Gin
½ oz. Amaretto
Sour mix, splash OJ
strain
(rocks)

Screaming Dead Nazi
¾ oz. Rupplemintz
¾ oz. Jaegermeister
¾ oz. Bacardi 151
(shot)

Silk Panties
1¼ oz. Vodka
¾ oz. Peach Schnapps
Cranberry Juice
(cocktail)

Surfer on Acid
1¼ oz. Malibu
¾ oz. Galliano
¾ oz. Jaegermeister
Cranberry Juice, dash of Pineapple juice
float Bacardi 151 on top
mix in pint glass filled with ice

Tongue in Your Pants
½ oz. Amaretto
½ oz. Peach Schnapps
½ oz. Vodka
½ oz. Southern Comfort
OJ, grenadine
float Bacardi 151 on top
mix in pint glass filled with ice

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